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Chirpy clinging to the outside of the ship.

We used to think he wanted to be let in and yell for him to go up to the hatch, but it turned out he'd got his lips caught in the window latch.

8 year old Bum Monkey, answers to the name 'Chirpy'.

Has nasal fixation and a pungent anal aroma.

Likes a drink.

Last seen in 'The Brown Trout', 19th April.

REWARD:, one banana, supplied by

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